I'm officially a hippie now

Six years of living in California and it's come to this. And it happened so innocently enough.

I was at Costco (decidedly un-hippie, I know) the other night, and I needed to pick up some cereal bars, for those all-too-often mornings when I don't eat breakfast and need something to carry me through until lunch. They were carrying a new brand that are also made by the company that makes the oatmeal I like (yes, which happens to also be organic), so I picked some up.

So I'm packing my bag for the next day, and I read on the box: "Organic Granola Bars"

I didn't even see it coming. So, do I grow my hair out now?